Whenever I go out of town, my stomach never ceases to always start to hurt or get upset
Never fucking fails
I hate my stomach

Really excited to go see the Afghan Whigs show tonight at Slims in SF but UGH I’m not excited about the 3+hour drive!!! Sick and tired of driving my poor car out of town all the time.

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wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via andr0id)

"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

(via bananasintherough)

One year ago today I was Green Day at the Berkeley Greek Theater. It was an amazing experience altogether, plus I saw my most favorite band!!!


reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(via imthejesusofsuburbia)

I have the house to myself for like 4 hours and I have to leave for work in 5 and a half hours

Time to spring break it up!!!
And by that I mean do a lot of nothing, maybe shower and probably definitely smoke some weed

Was thinking about calling work and asking if I can come in to work early tonight since otherwise I wouldn’t be coming in until 6 pm
Decided against it cuz I would rather just relax all day because I have to be in a fucking car all day tomorrow to go to SF